Management spent millions replacing Janet’s Excel forms with a “purpose-built” system. On day one, it took five minutes to load, broke basic calculations, and used a font that made the CFO feel ill. Janet’s “outdated” spreadsheets still processed data faster and never crashed. She let them struggle with their million-pound paperweight, knowing her files would outlive the new system. #JanetFromAccounts #ColinTheCFO #DigitalTransformation #CorporateSatire | JAInet HQ